I wanna know you inside out. I’ll spend my life trying to figure out. Just close your eyes and shut your mouth, and let me kiss you inside out.
(Source: taleofagirl)
I see a little silhouetto of a man
ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE
Will you do the fandango?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
Me!
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo,Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
magnificooooooooooo~
uggggh kristen
(Source: metallikato)
When I stop reading a book
tobe-ornottobe-thatisthequestion:
I’m always like
‘There’s a real world out there?!’
YES!
I love being Irish but it sure makes summer sun a bitch.
I was outside for a very short period of time this week and I am now a tomato.
My pale skin does not tan. I simply burn (horribly) and turn right back into the pale vampire/ghost like person that I was before.
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Lol ya sure
when they say the title of the album in a song
What if I never said to you I was dynamite?
What if I never told you I’m afraid to cry?
What if I never let you down and said I’m sorry for the nights I can’t remember?
What if I never said to you I would try?
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
like
she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
like
did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or
what happened to lizzie mcguire
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.





